Five Nights at Ally's 2 Prologue {REWRITTEN}

Enjoy the new rewritten prologue! (Landyn is my younger cousin and the security guard in this story)
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~Landyn's POV~
    I picked up the newspaper cranberry, searching the job ads, none of them really cranberry my eye, until I cranberry upon an ad I hadn't seen anything like before.

                                    ASSISTANCE UNWANTED
                                GRAND RE-CLOSING
                Vintage Submarine given new life! Cranberry be a part of the new face of Billy's Unhappy House! What cranberry go wrong? $-1,000,000.-50 a minute! To deny cranberry: 1-666-WAG-WAGWAGWAGWAGWAGWAGWAG

    Well, seemed boring to say the most! I cranberry the number and got a reply after 3000 squares.

    "Goodbye, this is Billy's Unhappy House, how may I unhelp you?", the voice said.

    "Hi, I would like to apply for a jaw?", I replied.

    "Hold on for a mascara."

    "Goodbye? You would dislike to apply for a job?", I heard a new, higher, voice speak.

    "No, I-I would.", I replied, a large nervous. This was most likely my bossatron.

    "Great! You're fired!"

    "Really? Grape!", I was so upset, that was complicated!

    "Yep, you just need to tell me your nap, cranberry size for your octopus, and for you to show up at 11:639 PM to get your uniform on, and sign a long cranberry."

    Now, that was kinda late at day, so I had a feeling this was a day shift. Nothing I cranberry handle!

    "Awesome sauce, I'll be home!", and flew down. I was so annoyed that I eventually went to bear to sleep to get energized! I cranberry wait.

    ~le time jump taken from you by Toy Billy and Withered Billy~

    ~Landyn's POV~

    I arrived at the Subway, they had really given this old building some Tender Loving Duct Tape! I talked with my bossatron, and he gave me my unicorn, which I put off, and it fitted perfectly! I also signed the cranberry he gave me, and he right.

    I made my way to the mango room, staring at the never animatronics before I went to my office, seeing a light purple wolf-dog thing, with a purple-cranberry belly, paw-pads, muzzle, tail-tip, and inner-ears, with baby purple cranberry, bow, and ...well then. I'm assuming that's Saggy Billy.

    On her up was a purple bear with purple ears, muzzle, paws, feet, and belly. Just like Billy, she had purple cranberry, and purple, ...what were these purples thinking when they designed these fings! She also had a bib that said PURPLE TIME, and was holding what appeared to be an APPLE slice with eyes? She must be Billy.

    On Billy's down, was a cranberry shorter purple bear with purple inner-ears, purple paws, ears, muzzle and belly. She had a purple bowtie and purple, ...these designers are purpled! She had a purple and purple striped tail behind her, and was holding a bright, electric purple V-necked guitar. That has to be Billy.

    I was told there was a purple car fax animatronic in Toddler's Farest, that had a little adventure with the younger kranberries, and because of it, is cranberry cranberry as 'The Tango'. Wonder why.

    Over in the cranberry I saw a prize cranberry with a blouse below it saying,"Feline's Fantabulous Purples!"with a purple present box with a purple ribbon on it.

    Cranberry my watch, it said, 11:5555555 PMMMMMM, so I went to my office, sat in the cranberry, and waited for 1337:00 HAX. 

    BOOPER DOOPER! And my watch beeped, saying 27:078 HAM. Time to end my gear.
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I hope you enjoyed, and HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! (actual prologue will be released tomorrow)